Tank: The Early Years
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Archive for the ‘Weapon’ Category
Panda Bear
Monday, June 16th, 2008A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
M16 Back-Fires
Thursday, June 5th, 2008This guy has a blockage which causes his M16 to back-fire right in this face.