Archive for the ‘Weapon’ Category

First Time Firing a Gun

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

I bet she never picks up another gun!

Missile Launcher

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Missile Launcher

Love Hurts

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

A cupid shoots his arrow of love at a bunch of different people taking them down hard.

Tank: The Early Years

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Tank: The Early Years

Panda Bear

Monday, June 16th, 2008

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”