Monday, September 28th, 2009
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
“You have your choice of two brains,” he told the patient, “For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.”
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. “Is the brain of a politician that much better?” he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, “No, it’s not better, just unused.”
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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
Patient: It isn’t possible that I’m as overweight as you say I am.
Doctor: Maybe you would prefer to look at it in a different way. According to this chart, you’re about 10 inches too short.
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
How do you identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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