Archive for the ‘Computer/Internet’ Category

How I Was Born

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.”

“Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.”

“As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got Male!

Computer Users

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users – People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users – People who press the keys that break other people’s computers.

Must Save Porn!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Must Save Porn!