Archive for August, 2009

Going to Heaven

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

The man said, “I do Father.”

The priest said,”Leave this pub right now!”

He then approached a second man. “Do you want to got to heaven?”

“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.

“Then leave this den of Satan!” said the priest.

Father Murphy then walked up to O’Toole and asked, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole replied: “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest looked him right in the eye and said, “You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole smiled, “Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”

Chick Slams Face Through Door

Monday, August 31st, 2009


This chubby chick gets a little too excited about whats in the break room’s refrigerator and puts her face through the glass door while walking up to it.

Bull Slams Rider’s Face into Fence

Monday, August 31st, 2009


Clearly, this accident was due to some serious beef between both parties involved.