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Lost Wife

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: what is her height
Man: I never noticed
Inspector: slim or healthy?
Man: not slim can be healthy
Inspector: color of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: color of hair
Man: changes according to season
Inspector: what was she wearing
Man: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her ??
Man: Yes my Labrador (romeo) tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks and wears a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we sleep together, we eat together, we jog together……

The man started crying.

Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!

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