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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Sexual Morality
Thursday, July 31st, 2008The dean at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
“In moments of temptation,” said the dean to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: “How do you make it last an hour?”