Archive for June, 2008

Taxi Ride

Monday, June 30th, 2008

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring hard at her.

When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”

The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had the fantasy of having a nun give me a blow job.”

She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. First, you have to be single, and second you have to be Catholic.”

Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!”

The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alleyway over there.”

The cab driver pulled into the alleyway and the nun went to it. Soon after the nun was finished, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”

He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”

The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Jeff and I’m on my way to a costume party!”

Rambo Vs Commando

Monday, June 30th, 2008

I bet you never watched a film like this.

When Turtles Attack

Monday, June 30th, 2008

That’s why they’re called snapping turtles.

Frisky Horse Attacks Wedding Carriage

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Just before a horse drawn wedding carriage is about to leave one of the lead horses is attacked by another horny horse passing by.

Karate Dude Busts Hand

Monday, June 30th, 2008

I thought this was hilarious. This guy is attempting to break a record amount of bricks but doesn’t even come close.